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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)

…(He smirks at Boromir) It’s really too bad about you not being king and all, but, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Sam: Which way?! Galadriel: (points down) That way….

The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)

…thought you could get away with it! Didn’t you, but you aren’t getting away with anything now! (She pulls out a gun) Legolas: Now, Arwen, let’s not have a scene….

LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)

…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number

A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)

…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…

FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)

…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…

The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)

…this insanity, turns to Gandalf and speaks at a normal volume) We’re going the other way. Gandalf: Oh! Well why didn’t Boromir just say so? Boromir: Stupid cell phone. (throws…

The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)

…four hobbits managed to get away from the rider, and made to a safe hideaway. Later that morning, Gandalf met them while they were frying second breakfast over a blazing…

The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)

…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…

Something Scary (in Fanfiction)

Part 1: A long-expected party. The screen is DARK. [from Moriarty’s script review:] FRODO (V.O.) When we turn away from the darkness of our past to take comfort in our…

Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)

Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…