Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…(He smirks at Boromir) It’s really too bad about you not being king and all, but, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Sam: Which way?! Galadriel: (points down) That way….
…(He smirks at Boromir) It’s really too bad about you not being king and all, but, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Sam: Which way?! Galadriel: (points down) That way….
…thought you could get away with it! Didn’t you, but you aren’t getting away with anything now! (She pulls out a gun) Legolas: Now, Arwen, let’s not have a scene….
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…this insanity, turns to Gandalf and speaks at a normal volume) We’re going the other way. Gandalf: Oh! Well why didn’t Boromir just say so? Boromir: Stupid cell phone. (throws…
…four hobbits managed to get away from the rider, and made to a safe hideaway. Later that morning, Gandalf met them while they were frying second breakfast over a blazing…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
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