The Funniship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…here in the first place,” muttered Hoho. “I wonder what he meant about my ring? Oh well.” Tomfool Sandwich entered through the heptagonal door. “Your lawn is all mowed. And…
…here in the first place,” muttered Hoho. “I wonder what he meant about my ring? Oh well.” Tomfool Sandwich entered through the heptagonal door. “Your lawn is all mowed. And…
…hair accessories for men! Legolas: It’ll be the best place in the world! Gandalf: You can count me in as a regular customer! Arwen: Wow, that makes two hundred and…
…several places down the table, concerning the relative merits of the horses of Gondor and Rohan and was ignoring the King completely. He tried once more to involve her in…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…way to warn Sam or Frodo of what was about to take place. The Ranger had to rely on them following behind once they had enough of a chance away…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
…down on a stone, placed his head in his hands, and let out a long sigh. Gandalf hopped around, gloating and hovering over poor Saruman. “You’ll never amount to anything,…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…