Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…do this to me?” she sobbed, cradling her phone. Gandalf towered over her, looking menacing and kind at the same time. “ThatÂ’s business, hon,” he said and took the phone…
…do this to me?” she sobbed, cradling her phone. Gandalf towered over her, looking menacing and kind at the same time. “ThatÂ’s business, hon,” he said and took the phone…
…coming. Aragorn: Oh, let me, darling. Arwen: Hands off. Oh, alright, go ahead. Elrond: (mutters)I don’t know. Last time we let Aragorn use the phone he almost choked himself to…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…time and date…and how long the orc had been running before acquiring a hobbit… and if you multiply the weight of the orcs armor times the weight of the hobbits…
…to the rest of the world, the Malcolms had remained surprisingly untouched by the media. The only time the family allowed the press near them was when it was time…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…had watched Sam’s nervous face on a number of times even just passing Rosie in the street. It was at that time, watching his best friend dance around the field…