…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…we have more tickets?Â’ Strider fished around in his pockets, and produced six more tickets. ‘All right, but this is the last time IÂ’m paying for you.Â’ The hobbits nodded…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…three times) can (four times) The higher numbers ar formed with the suffix –llumë: lemillumë (five times) enquellumë (six times) cëallumë (ten times) tuxallumë (one hundred times) *** Vocabulary list…
…Europe was the best place to start. Italy she chose, because of the most excellent food and the hot guys. Tall, dark and handsome. That’s what Buffy liked. And she…
The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction A parody by ESM PROLOGUE: Once upon a time, there was a man named Hesildur. There was also a Maia called Sauron. And an…
…do this to me?” she sobbed, cradling her phone. Gandalf towered over her, looking menacing and kind at the same time. “ThatÂ’s business, hon,” he said and took the phone…
…coming. Aragorn: Oh, let me, darling. Arwen: Hands off. Oh, alright, go ahead. Elrond: (mutters)I don’t know. Last time we let Aragorn use the phone he almost choked himself to…