Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…on the net to get the fancier and more spendy ones. Here are a few links: woodnshop.com buycarvings.com dlawlesshardware.com buycarvings.com architecturaldepot.com Once you get your appliques, clean and dry the…
…One Ring replicas. In my estimation this appears to be the best wearable ring replica available, though I’ve never actually seen one up close. The pictures give it the appearance…
…on incorporating scent into your Middle-Earth ambiance. Tolkien mentions or alludes to a fair number of scented plants throughout his writings, not just in LotR, as one might expect from…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…unsuppressed hatred at Legolas) Gimli: Hey will someone please answer that cell phone! I hate that song! It always gets stuck in my head! Gandalf: Oh! Mine! Sorry! ( answers…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…