Red Book Writer (in Karaoke Songs)
…But I need a break, and now I’m done being a red book writer Red book writer Red book writer, writer, writer Red book writer (red book writer) Red book…
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The Funniship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…trotted and trotted and cantered and cantered and cantered and then I walked and walked and walked ’cause my horse (Bumblefax) didn’t like me and then I made my way…
Legolas Greenleaf (in Movies vs. Books)
…who excels as a scout and in battle. Like his literary counterpart, he is a tireless runner and virtually fearless. Movie-Legolas’ astounding elven abilities are emphasized and showcased in events…
The Long Journey Home (in Fanfiction)
…heavy and he fell into a deep sleep. ******* The next week Sam sat in the study at FrodoÂ’s desk with BilboÂ’s book. Sam opened the book and took a…
Lord of the Ruffles: The Fellowship of the Chips (in Subject Articles)
…runs in a circle screaming like a little girl… SAM AND PIPPIN: It’s just a Chihuahua!!! FRODO: But… it talks!!! CHIHAUHAU: Yo quiero cerveza! HOBBITS: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! The hobbits run away…
My Version of TTT Part 3 to the End (in Fanfiction)
…Baba: *grabs two daggers and gets in fighting stance* Legolas: Just let them in! Aragorn: Now I will sing!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA *to the beat of…
The Bachelorette (in Subject Articles)
…be… K: That’s right, me! Griiiiiiima!!! *Ring, Trig, Rivka, Veggie and ze males all watch as k wraps her arms around Grima in a tight embrace. Grima, thoroughly shocked by…
The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)
…shower tent, and tossed him in, clothes and all. They figured his clothes needed washing as well. After three and a half hours, he finally emerged, sopping, and smelling a…
The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…Ogbert and Pegolas got a free hair-care coupon. And they all got a hamper and elven raincoats. They left in rowboats, reinforced with Stik Eetape, an elven adhesive. After several…
Celeborn and Galadriel (in Movies vs. Books)
…Lord and Lady. The gifts in the book were: – Aragorn – a sheath for Anduril and the Elfstone – Boromir – a belt of gold – Merry – a…