The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl *Rivendell, Council of Elrond, round table with the ring in the center* Bilbo: I started this and I…
…and a cook-book in the other. “Chocolate boysenberry chilli malt!” yelled the Dinner Roll. It was tearing down the walls in frustration. “Argh! It speaks the foul tongue of Ice…
…It all started one evening about thirty years ago… “Look at that poor drowned rat! See over there. Stop the car, for heaven sakes, man, stop the car!” the President…
…may however be unaware that the Red Book is far from the only record of Middle-earth. While nothing remains of the libraries of the Quendi (that mysterious people that Professor…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
…ELROND: NO! ARWEN comes in, curious about all the noise. ARWEN (confused): Huh? ELROND and MIRANDA look at each other in horror. ELROND and MIRANDA (together): Uh-oh… TO BE CONTINUED……
…15 pound basket of make up won from Elrond and runs to Theoden* Ok…now what is your color….gray and…….deep red…ok….*gives Theoden the quickest make over he ever has and runs…