The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…“Wha?” The entire pub laughed. “Good practice for comic relief, lad. Anyway, this Blowdry lost his parents due to a row over a cheesecake of some sort. They had been…
…“Wha?” The entire pub laughed. “Good practice for comic relief, lad. Anyway, this Blowdry lost his parents due to a row over a cheesecake of some sort. They had been…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…(He smirks at Boromir) It’s really too bad about you not being king and all, but, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Sam: Which way?! Galadriel: (points down) That way….
…thought you could get away with it! Didn’t you, but you aren’t getting away with anything now! (She pulls out a gun) Legolas: Now, Arwen, let’s not have a scene….
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…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…this insanity, turns to Gandalf and speaks at a normal volume) We’re going the other way. Gandalf: Oh! Well why didn’t Boromir just say so? Boromir: Stupid cell phone. (throws…