The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
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Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…But now our neighbors are our friends. And we Eredrim have not been idle. We number nearer a hundred thousands now, and we have villages in every bay of the…
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
The Plot to Hurt Aragorn (in Fanfiction)
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
My Version of TTT Part 2 (in Fanfiction)
…WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Do you want a season pass or just a one day ticket? Gandalf: WEEEEELLLLLL……. IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY NOSE?!? *shoves nose at Hama* Hama: Ummm… Gandalf:…
The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
The Patient: Part Four (in Fanfiction)
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…