Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…were sitting at a romantic table with candles lit and everything. Legolas was supposed to impress the girl, but he really didnÂ’t want to. “Legolas is taking out his number…
…were sitting at a romantic table with candles lit and everything. Legolas was supposed to impress the girl, but he really didnÂ’t want to. “Legolas is taking out his number…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…Arwen Umbrella, would you? Legolas: I am outraged! Man: Well, pardon me Miss Outraged, I’m looking for Arwen Umbrella. Elrond: She’s over there on the phone. Man: Now why would…
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: uh-huh Aragorn: nut-uh Legolas: Ha! I win! Aragorn: (glares with…
…ready? How long ’till we get to your home, Uncle Leg’las?” Legolas smiled eagerly. “Only a few hours now, Eldarion.” *** Just as Legolas had said, in the matter of…
…Legolas nodded with a smile. Eldarion looked at Legolas for a moment. “Can we run for a while, Uncle Leg’las?” The elf could not say no. He nodded shortly and…
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