…will see it done! Elrond: Shut up! A bell rings. Everyone: Dinnertime! Everyone rushes out of the door, trampling Elrond. Elrond: Mommy! They’re hurting me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Everyone else: SHUT UP!…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…(appears out of nowhere) Then how come Merry’s going? (Elrond glares, she disappears) Elrond: Bye bye boys have fun destroying the ring Bilbo: Think it’ll work? Elrond: It would take…
…Ohtar rode before him with his banner, and his son Elendur was at his side. Just behind them rode Elrond and Cirdan and his Sea-Elves of Lindon. It was much…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…of chair. Runs for Vilya. Puts on Vilya. Looks at figure standing where flash of light was. ELROND: Who are you? FIGURE: You know me. ELROND: Not unless you’re Elbereth…
…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…
…no exchanging of team mates,” blared Elrond. Eowyn looked disappointed. “Team number nine is Grima Wormtongue of Rohan…” Elrond stumbled here and his brow furrowed. “Uh, I mean Isengard and…