The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…everybody! Elrond still sucks his thumb when he’s scared! Arwen: I can top that! Aragorn still sucks his toes! Aragorn: (Taking his toes out of his mouth) I do not!…
…everybody! Elrond still sucks his thumb when he’s scared! Arwen: I can top that! Aragorn still sucks his toes! Aragorn: (Taking his toes out of his mouth) I do not!…
August 8, 2003, 4:15 p.m. In a press conference held earlier today in downtown Los Angeles, Gollum officially announced his candidacy in the upcoming California Governor Recall Election. Gollum will…
Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…Frodo complete his mission…quest…thing. Old Man: What is your favorite line? Pippin: You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing. Old Man: (mutters to himself much like Gollum…
…Ohtar rode before him with his banner, and his son Elendur was at his side. Just behind them rode Elrond and Cirdan and his Sea-Elves of Lindon. It was much…
…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…