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The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)

…everybody! Elrond still sucks his thumb when he’s scared! Arwen: I can top that! Aragorn still sucks his toes! Aragorn: (Taking his toes out of his mouth) I do not!…

Gollum for Governor? (in Subject Articles)

August 8, 2003, 4:15 p.m. In a press conference held earlier today in downtown Los Angeles, Gollum officially announced his candidacy in the upcoming California Governor Recall Election. Gollum will…

A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)

Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…

FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)

…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…

The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)

…Frodo complete his mission…quest…thing. Old Man: What is your favorite line? Pippin: You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing. Old Man: (mutters to himself much like Gollum…

Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)

…Ohtar rode before him with his banner, and his son Elendur was at his side. Just behind them rode Elrond and Cirdan and his Sea-Elves of Lindon. It was much…

Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)

…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…

hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)

A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)

Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…

A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)

…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…