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A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)

…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…

FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)

…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…

The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)

…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…

Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)

…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…

Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)

Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…

hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)

A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)

Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…

A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)

ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…

The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)

…have any money with us except the money we need for the Polaroid camera.” Bilbo looked sheepish. He turned to the peasant. “Could you say the poem for free?” he…

The Patient: Part Four (in Fanfiction)

…that at all. Since releasing Moses from the psychiatric ward, the doctor and patient had spent their time in a motel in Brooklyn, trying to decide what to do. Moses…