The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
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A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…Old Man: What is the land speed/velocity of an orc laden with one hobbit? Merry: (to himself) Well… it would depend on the age of the hobbit and the speed…
Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…silently for a few moments, then turned to their tasks. Some time later a long lean warship, bristling with lances, its bulwarks lined with the shields of a hundred warriors,…
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
…laugh. ELROND: If you were gonna come here all this time then WHY IN THE NAME OF ELBERETH DID YOU CALL ME???!!! MIRANDA: I dunno. Elrond sighs and groans. MIRANDA:…
A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)
…camera quickly zoomed up on his paling face. Legolas hooted with laughter. “You know who’s coming in dead-last?” he snickered. Eowyn glared at the slowly recovering Haldir. “There is to…