Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…Arwen Umbrella, would you? Legolas: I am outraged! Man: Well, pardon me Miss Outraged, I’m looking for Arwen Umbrella. Elrond: She’s over there on the phone. Man: Now why would…
The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: uh-huh Aragorn: nut-uh Legolas: Ha! I win! Aragorn: (glares with…
The Gift (in Fanfiction)
…ready? How long ’till we get to your home, Uncle Leg’las?” Legolas smiled eagerly. “Only a few hours now, Eldarion.” *** Just as Legolas had said, in the matter of…
The Vacation Begins (in Fanfiction)
…Legolas nodded with a smile. Eldarion looked at Legolas for a moment. “Can we run for a while, Uncle Leg’las?” The elf could not say no. He nodded shortly and…
Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…are yet many leagues away. Alas, alas, for Pelargir!” Gilrondil leaped back up the ladder and stood gazing at the pulsing red glow ahead. “Our friends are attacked,” he said….
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…