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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)

…the window.) Merry and Pippin rush off to start their new job, and Gimli sits down on Rosie. Gimli: I’m bored. Anyone want to call a random phone number and…

The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)

…Aragorn (picks up the phone): His royal highness King Elessar speaking. President? I’m king, you dummy, we don’t need a president! What do I care if your cookies are burnt!…

A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)

…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…

FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)

…She is interrupted by the voice of an employee on the set of the program. Employee: Phone call, for you, ma’am. ~hobbitluver~: *sends a death glare to someone off-camera and…

The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)

phone) Gandalf speaking. What’s your problem Boromir? (pause) hold on, I can’t hear you! Boromir: Can you hear me now? Gandalf: What? Boromir: (louder) Can you hear me now? Gandalf:…

Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)

…“If they cannot pay our duty they must work it off in labor. It is a long-standing practice. Call it what you will.” “I call it piracy,” said Isildur. “Know…

Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)

…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…

hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)

A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)

…laugh. ELROND: If you were gonna come here all this time then WHY IN THE NAME OF ELBERETH DID YOU CALL ME???!!! MIRANDA: I dunno. Elrond sighs and groans. MIRANDA:…

A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)

…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…