Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…the window.) Merry and Pippin rush off to start their new job, and Gimli sits down on Rosie. Gimli: I’m bored. Anyone want to call a random phone number and…
…the window.) Merry and Pippin rush off to start their new job, and Gimli sits down on Rosie. Gimli: I’m bored. Anyone want to call a random phone number and…
…Aragorn (picks up the phone): His royal highness King Elessar speaking. President? I’m king, you dummy, we don’t need a president! What do I care if your cookies are burnt!…
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…She is interrupted by the voice of an employee on the set of the program. Employee: Phone call, for you, ma’am. ~hobbitluver~: *sends a death glare to someone off-camera and…
…phone) Gandalf speaking. What’s your problem Boromir? (pause) hold on, I can’t hear you! Boromir: Can you hear me now? Gandalf: What? Boromir: (louder) Can you hear me now? Gandalf:…
…“If they cannot pay our duty they must work it off in labor. It is a long-standing practice. Call it what you will.” “I call it piracy,” said Isildur. “Know…
…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…
…laugh. ELROND: If you were gonna come here all this time then WHY IN THE NAME OF ELBERETH DID YOU CALL ME???!!! MIRANDA: I dunno. Elrond sighs and groans. MIRANDA:…
…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…