Something Scary (in Fanfiction)
…are retreating. SOUTHERN ARMIES: “The South shall rise again!” SOUTHERN ARMIES depart. Just then, the MORDOR CIRCUS CARAVAN rolls by. It has all sorts of interesting things, including ORC CLOWNS…
…are retreating. SOUTHERN ARMIES: “The South shall rise again!” SOUTHERN ARMIES depart. Just then, the MORDOR CIRCUS CARAVAN rolls by. It has all sorts of interesting things, including ORC CLOWNS…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…whips out her cell phone again, and calls Trig* Trig: What? Ring: Nice to talk to you too. How’s the interview? Trig: I’m in the middle of it, if you…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…we have more tickets?Â’ Strider fished around in his pockets, and produced six more tickets. ‘All right, but this is the last time IÂ’m paying for you.Â’ The hobbits nodded…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
…that assailed their spirits, like a breath of poison in the air, growing more and more palpable the further they ventured south. They had entered the southernmost part of what…
…himself. But the LAKE?? With a sudden feeling in the pit of his stomach, Frodo started at a sprint to the lake. As Frodo neared the lake, he heard the…