Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…it, a man bursts in, knocking her unconsious. Arwen calls an ambulance, and discovers that the man on the phone is her old boyfriend, and begins chatting. Man: Which one…
…it, a man bursts in, knocking her unconsious. Arwen calls an ambulance, and discovers that the man on the phone is her old boyfriend, and begins chatting. Man: Which one…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…Class: Rage. Sam: Sage. Class: Mage. Sam: *amazed* Wow, how do you do that? Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping? Sam: *looks up at the sound…
…phone) Gandalf speaking. What’s your problem Boromir? (pause) hold on, I can’t hear you! Boromir: Can you hear me now? Gandalf: What? Boromir: (louder) Can you hear me now? Gandalf:…
…him. I intend to survive this war, and that means standing with Sauron, whatever the Emperor desires.” “I thought you were His Imperial Majesty’s man.” Malithôr looked at Isildur with…
…bit of Nazgul all night long. A little bit of Legolas here I am. A little bit of you makes me your evil-overlord. Mordor number 5 ! Jump up and…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…