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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)

…it, a man bursts in, knocking her unconsious. Arwen calls an ambulance, and discovers that the man on the phone is her old boyfriend, and begins chatting. Man: Which one…

The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)

…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…

A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)

…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…

FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)

…Class: Rage. Sam: Sage. Class: Mage. Sam: *amazed* Wow, how do you do that? Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping? Sam: *looks up at the sound…

The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)

phone) Gandalf speaking. What’s your problem Boromir? (pause) hold on, I can’t hear you! Boromir: Can you hear me now? Gandalf: What? Boromir: (louder) Can you hear me now? Gandalf:…

Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)

…him. I intend to survive this war, and that means standing with Sauron, whatever the Emperor desires.” “I thought you were His Imperial Majesty’s man.” Malithôr looked at Isildur with…

Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)

…bit of Nazgul all night long. A little bit of Legolas here I am. A little bit of you makes me your evil-overlord. Mordor number 5 ! Jump up and…

hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)

A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)

Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…

A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)

ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…