Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…low, like we been doing most of the day and I gotta thank everyone at Valimar Racing, K&A, Tide, and the Kellogg Cornflakes Chevy Team. This took weeks and weeks…
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…Bilbo for what you both said would be a fortnight and stayed not more than a week!” Frodo chuckled,“it certainly wasn’t because your company was wanting Paladin, but there’s a…
…riders were upon them. They and the riders stared at each other momentarily, and wearily. Then with a yell Slimer sprightly ran off into the night, leaving the weary blobbits…