Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…times) http://thor.prohosting.com/~sandoz/midis/beatles/14_All_You_Need_Is_Love.mid I Wanna Be Your Man (4 times) http://h.escourolle.free.fr/music/beatles/iwbym.mid And A Hard DayÂ’s Night (lost count) http://www.hokuriku.ne.jp/yuma/midi/hard-b.mid After playing the song for the umpteenth time for the hobbits Legolas…
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…