Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
Coralie Teaches the Hobbits to Mosh~7 (in Fanfiction)
…times) http://thor.prohosting.com/~sandoz/midis/beatles/14_All_You_Need_Is_Love.mid I Wanna Be Your Man (4 times) http://h.escourolle.free.fr/music/beatles/iwbym.mid And A Hard DayÂ’s Night (lost count) http://www.hokuriku.ne.jp/yuma/midi/hard-b.mid After playing the song for the umpteenth time for the hobbits Legolas…
A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
The Patient: Part Four (in Fanfiction)
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)