A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
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FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…out of Mordor. “But ever since my family was driven out of Minas Ithil I have dreamed of reconquering it. I have given great thought to how it might best…
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
…(confused): Huh? Smoke clears, and he sees it’s a girl. Wearing oddly crazy (to him) clothes. ELROND: Tell me who you are! GIRL: Miranda. Elrond groans. Miranda tries not to…
A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)
…sighs and throws his hands in the air. MIRANDA: One question, Elrond. ELROND (sighs): What? MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship? ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!! MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease?????? ELROND: I can…
The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)
…weeks. “Team number two is Legolas of Mirkwood…” Legolas shivered with excitement. “…and Arwen of Rivendell!” Legolas looked crestfallen. “Leggy, I’m so happy I’m on your team!” cheered Arwen. “Yeah,”…
The Patient: Part Four (in Fanfiction)
…shield himself from the icy weather he was experiencing in his mind. “I know a mission where they serve warm soup, I want to go there.” “Okay,” Aaron saw no…