Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…coming. Aragorn: Oh, let me, darling. Arwen: Hands off. Oh, alright, go ahead. Elrond: (mutters)I don’t know. Last time we let Aragorn use the phone he almost choked himself to…
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Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…around curiously. FRODO: What is THAT? OTHERS: Don’t ask me! Everyone continues to wonder about noise. ELROND: Please wait a minute, everyone. I’ll be right back. Everyone sits in silence…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)
…Aragorn yanked him out and down the stairs for supper. Legolas resisted. “All right, All right, Al Gore! I’m comin’ already! Geez!” he shrieked dashing back to his room and…
The Patient: Part Four (in Fanfiction)
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction (in Subject Articles)
…out of the sky….right into Mr. Gandalf Wizard’s arms. MERRY&PIPPIN: Uh-oh. GANDALF: Ibbity boppity boom! There. I just turned you into volunteers for Kitchen duty. Somewhat dazed, the two hobbits…
The Funniship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…Sellrond. But that was many years ago. The son may be dead now.” “All right then, I’d be richer that the Sewer of Flounder. Happy now?” asked Mary. Hoho sighed….