Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…up, “Okay, filming in five, four, three,” he mouthed the last to words and sat back in his seat. Legolas glared at the brace-ed girl, who was still grinning stupidly…
…up, “Okay, filming in five, four, three,” he mouthed the last to words and sat back in his seat. Legolas glared at the brace-ed girl, who was still grinning stupidly…
…coming. Aragorn: Oh, let me, darling. Arwen: Hands off. Oh, alright, go ahead. Elrond: (mutters)I don’t know. Last time we let Aragorn use the phone he almost choked himself to…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
…east. Adrianna could see ahead. The sun sparked on something, something metalÂ… and strangely familiar. Then she recognized it as the Arch. The rest of St. Louis rushed into view….
Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…
…hallway lined with classroom doors and students’ artwork. Aragorn: At last! Now we can truly begin our quest for world domination. The innocent, unformed minds of these elementary school students…
…nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: uh-huh Aragorn: nut-uh Legolas: Ha! I win! Aragorn: (glares with…
…ready? How long ’till we get to your home, Uncle Leg’las?” Legolas smiled eagerly. “Only a few hours now, Eldarion.” *** Just as Legolas had said, in the matter of…
…no, no.” Eldarion almost started off when he was stopped by the elf. “That is the wrong way. That way is west. We need to go north. The forest over…