The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
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A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
Gelireths’ Destiny (in Fanfiction)
…on their bed. “When will mother, father, and all the other elves return Uncle Edraith?” Tiriad asked as he and his brother got comfortable on their bed. Edraith sighed and…
The Plot to Hurt Aragorn (in Fanfiction)
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…