…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Do you want a season pass or just a one day ticket? Gandalf: WEEEEELLLLLL……. IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY NOSE?!? *shoves nose at Hama* Hama: Ummm… Gandalf:…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…