Middle Earth Adventures (in Subject Articles)
…still worth stopping in; it makes a great place for a picnic by the lake! Twelve Mile Delta Twelve Mile Delta is 4km past Closeburn, and was used to portray…
…still worth stopping in; it makes a great place for a picnic by the lake! Twelve Mile Delta Twelve Mile Delta is 4km past Closeburn, and was used to portray…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…into cages, got it?” Aragorn said. Legolas nodded. “Alright,” Aragorn sighed, “I guess weÂ’d better go to that ‘Kali River RapidsÂ’ thing.” At the rapids everyone stopped to peer over…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…a grand road trip. They were stocking up on everything thing needed for a road/camping trip at the grand Minas Tirith Mall. Legolas stuck his tongue out at Boromir and…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…