…Artemis? Elrond: Arwen. Aragorn: Yeah, her. Elrond: Not too great, I’m afraid. Aragorn: Oh. What’s up with her? Elrond: She’s dying. Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry… who are we talking about again?…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…With sugar and pipeweed and beer and lembes and cookies and cake and fried rice and gummy bears and cream savers and chocolate kisses and popcorn and cheese sticks and…
…(In a think Austrian accent) Aragorn my love! The two EMBRACE. The CRACKING OF BONES can be heard. ARAGORN squeals, and Arwen drops him. ARWEN Sorry about dat. ARWEN turns…
…guys having supper yet?Â’ There was a long silence. ‘Gimli?Â’ ‘Yes?Â’ ‘Why didnÂ’t you answer?Â’ ‘I did.Â’ ‘I didnÂ’t hear anything.Â’ ‘Ahem. I shook my head.Â’ ‘I see. Just tell…
…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…
…Aragorn’s ring. Rosie: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Eowyn: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Sam, Rosie, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn: I’M TIRED OF ARAGORN! Merry and Pippin:…
…(confused): Huh? Smoke clears, and he sees it’s a girl. Wearing oddly crazy (to him) clothes. ELROND: Tell me who you are! GIRL: Miranda. Elrond groans. Miranda tries not to…
…ELROND: NO! ARWEN comes in, curious about all the noise. ARWEN (confused): Huh? ELROND and MIRANDA look at each other in horror. ELROND and MIRANDA (together): Uh-oh… TO BE CONTINUED……