Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…too. Aragorn: Are not! Arwen: Are too! Aragorn: I AM NOT A GOOD SPEAKER, ALRIGHT! What? Arwen: I told you. Well, I’m going to call him to see if he’s…
…too. Aragorn: Are not! Arwen: Are too! Aragorn: I AM NOT A GOOD SPEAKER, ALRIGHT! What? Arwen: I told you. Well, I’m going to call him to see if he’s…
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
…things Gelireth, despicable, ill-tempered, and even rude as you say, but the one thing I can guarantee I am not, is a coward,” he growled at her. “If you have…
…around curiously. FRODO: What is THAT? OTHERS: Don’t ask me! Everyone continues to wonder about noise. ELROND: Please wait a minute, everyone. I’ll be right back. Everyone sits in silence…
…through, shrieking loudly. Aragorn: What in Arda is that? A moment later, the blur lands on the teacher’s desk and Aragorn’s question is answered. Gollum/Sméagol: The Preciousss! We wantsss the…
…Saruman by my side. A little bit of evil’s all I need. A little bit of Arda’s what I see. A little bit of Sauron in the sun. A little…
…you Moses,” Aaron continued to speak in his soothing tone. “I can see it,” Moses replied, his eyelids fluttering a little as he added further, “I am afraid of it.”…
…any worse. Aragorn and Legolas are far away by now, tracking the hobbit army. Gandalf’s whereabouts are also unknown, Faramir and Eowyn are probably at this moment exchanging vows in…
…and Sam appeared and snatched the paper and flew off. (Legolas had dropped Arwen and they had to start over). They all gathered in Mordor and stared in dismay at…
…Aragorn’s ring. Rosie: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Eowyn: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Sam, Rosie, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn: I’M TIRED OF ARAGORN! Merry and Pippin:…