Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…phone from him. Arwen: Hello? Gimli, yes, he’s here! Hey Gimli, it’s the seven dwarves! Gimli: I know what they want, they want me to get Legolas to go kiss…
…phone from him. Arwen: Hello? Gimli, yes, he’s here! Hey Gimli, it’s the seven dwarves! Gimli: I know what they want, they want me to get Legolas to go kiss…
…and got that stuck in my head. GoodBYE! Frodo: What is good…about goodbye! Where is the sin….in sincere…….! Boromir: I’m outta here. Gimli: Me too. Eowyn: Me three. Frodo: Three…
…came awfully close to that in the movie. The fabric I used was a wool blend and although its pattern was cross weave instead of wavy, I thought it looked…
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…if it comes in pints, get one. Class: Alcohol is good. Legolas: Fancy stunts impress people. Class: Be a showoff. Aragorn: If a big ugly Uruk kills your friend, chop…
…my hair! Merry: Ack! There’s two of them! Gimli: No! One elf is already too many! Will: I’m no elf! Aragorn: (in an attempt to restore order, in his “I…
…knew it! So why couldnÂ’t he take this? It was a simple phone call, no; it was the best thing that could happen to him. It was a chance to…
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…you Moses,” Aaron continued to speak in his soothing tone. “I can see it,” Moses replied, his eyelids fluttering a little as he added further, “I am afraid of it.”…
…weeks. “Team number two is Legolas of Mirkwood…” Legolas shivered with excitement. “…and Arwen of Rivendell!” Legolas looked crestfallen. “Leggy, I’m so happy I’m on your team!” cheered Arwen. “Yeah,”…