Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…Arwen Umbrella, would you? Legolas: I am outraged! Man: Well, pardon me Miss Outraged, I’m looking for Arwen Umbrella. Elrond: She’s over there on the phone. Man: Now why would…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…tell?” he enquired. Gl—inthedark looked at the Daft at his side. The other daft looked back. “Well, Wimpy, tell him.” said Gl—inthedark. Wimpy looked puzzled. “I thought you knew,” he…
Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…“Team number one is Boromir of Gondor and Merry Brandybuck of the Shire.” Boromir cheered and looked around for the little hobbit that would be his sidekick for the next…
…sideways glance. Frodo looks back at him, waiting for him to answer. Gandalf just looks away looking as if he didn’t know anything.) Frodo: All right, then. Keep your secrets….
…see how the colors will look without painting your entire wall and not liking it. You also get to see how the lighting looks on each color, because paint looks…