…glee. Legolas gagged. Théoden stood and spoke. “My dear Bagginses and Boffins! Tooks and Brandybucks! Ch……….” “Dude, glance around. There’s no Tooks or Boffins ’round here,” said Legolas disapprovingly. Théoden…
…THEY AROUND…AROUND…AROUND AROUND AROUND!!! Frodo: Let’s just go… Sam: Ok! They finally somehow reach the Black Gate and see something… DING DONG!! Orc: Sorry little girl I don’t need any…
…no need to be jealous. ThereÂ’s plenty of me to go around. And FYI, I only fool around with the legal ones,” he answered. “Demon ones is more like it,”…
…be… K: That’s right, me! Griiiiiiima!!! *Ring, Trig, Rivka, Veggie and ze males all watch as k wraps her arms around Grima in a tight embrace. Grima, thoroughly shocked by…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…favourite LOTR characters have decided to go on an around the world trip around the modern world, going from Africa to Europe to Asia to North America to South America…
…Nut-uh! Legolas: Uh-huh! Will: Nut-uh! Legolas: Uh-huh! Will: Nut-uh! Legolas: Uh-huh! Aragorn: (to Jack, Legolas and Will continue in background) This is gonna be a long trip. Jack: Especially without…
…tickets to Disney World for two days. It wasn’t the entering that bothered Aragorn, it was the winning. “Arwen, I can’t survive two more days at Disney World!” Aragorn said,…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…