Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…Day of Sale. Frodo said he had reached the grand age of retirement, 50, and thought heÂ’d spend his golden years in a swampy tourist trap in Buckland called Crickhollow….
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day– MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…“I need a holiday, a very long holiday. Maybe to the Caribbean, to see my good pal Johnny Depp or South Carolina or even Nevada.” “Idiot! What’s in Nevada? Nothing!…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
…the big polo match Thursday! Eowyn: I know, I told him that and Faramir was not very happy about it. Aragorn: *He steals phone from Arwen frantically.* Hey, Hey, Hey!…