…of Vanilla IceÂ’s “Ice, Ice, Baby” blared. “TAKE THAT PHONE AWAY FROM HER!” Gandalf roared, over Vanilla IceÂ’s crooning, “Ice, ice, baby.” Sam tackled Arwen and attempted to wrench the…
…too. Aragorn: Are not! Arwen: Are too! Aragorn: I AM NOT A GOOD SPEAKER, ALRIGHT! What? Arwen: I told you. Well, I’m going to call him to see if he’s…
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
…thought you could get away with it! Didn’t you, but you aren’t getting away with anything now! (She pulls out a gun) Legolas: Now, Arwen, let’s not have a scene….
Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…With sugar and pipeweed and beer and lembes and cookies and cake and fried rice and gummy bears and cream savers and chocolate kisses and popcorn and cheese sticks and…
…Ogbert and Pegolas got a free hair-care coupon. And they all got a hamper and elven raincoats. They left in rowboats, reinforced with Stik Eetape, an elven adhesive. After several…
…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…
…Aragorn’s ring. Rosie: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Eowyn: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Sam, Rosie, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn: I’M TIRED OF ARAGORN! Merry and Pippin:…