The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…mouth. “Thanks, I needed that.” He then fell asleep again. “Where am I now?” “You are in the house of Bullfrog, and it is ten-o-clock in the night, September the…
…mouth. “Thanks, I needed that.” He then fell asleep again. “Where am I now?” “You are in the house of Bullfrog, and it is ten-o-clock in the night, September the…
…worn by you and your heirs forever. I give into your keeping all the realm of Gondor, its mountains and forests, its towns and cities, its crops and beasts, and…
…Saruman by my side. A little bit of evil’s all I need. A little bit of Arda’s what I see. A little bit of Sauron in the sun. A little…
…Aragorn’s ring. Rosie: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Eowyn: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring. Sam, Rosie, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn: I’M TIRED OF ARAGORN! Merry and Pippin:…
…I know what’s gonna happen. Elrond freezes. ELROND: What?! MIRANDA: I know what’s gonna happen in the War of the Ring. That’s kinda what I just said!!!!! ELROND: I’m sorry….
…be just as stubborn as you. MIRANDA: Darn you! ELROND: Now YOU know what it feels like! MIRANDA: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO!!!!! ELROND: NO! ARWEN comes in, curious about all…
…save Phillip and the other with Ali Baba* But Aragorn other half falls in and Ali Baba does also… Theoden: YES! Legolas: Aragorn!!! Come out come out wherever you are!!…
…and Sam appeared and snatched the paper and flew off. (Legolas had dropped Arwen and they had to start over). They all gathered in Mordor and stared in dismay at…
…you Moses,” Aaron continued to speak in his soothing tone. “I can see it,” Moses replied, his eyelids fluttering a little as he added further, “I am afraid of it.”…