…Hai. SARUMAN: Sally! SALLY: Hai. SARUMAN: Discombob, otherwise known as Bob. BOB: Hai. SARUMAN: Tinkle Winkle. T.W.: I prefer Ink! SARUMAN: Just say “Hai”. INK: Hai. SARUMAN: Smelly de la…
…she snarled in one breath and wheeled Legolas back into the camera room. “I hate this,” Legolas muttered, “If it wasnÂ’t my duty, I wouldnÂ’t be doing in.” Gandalf gave…
…phone from him. Arwen: Hello? Gimli, yes, he’s here! Hey Gimli, it’s the seven dwarves! Gimli: I know what they want, they want me to get Legolas to go kiss…
…and got that stuck in my head. GoodBYE! Frodo: What is good…about goodbye! Where is the sin….in sincere…….! Boromir: I’m outta here. Gimli: Me too. Eowyn: Me three. Frodo: Three…
Please R&R! I want to know if you like it or not.I do not own these characters, well, I do in my sleep, but that’s about it. They belong to…
…deeply, Ouch! I?ll get that arrow out, There it goes! I?ll get that arrow out, There it goes! I?ll get that arrow out, There it goes! There it go-oo-oo-oo-ooes! No,…
…he pondered, “is it ‘not I?’ Not me, not I, not me, not I. Hmmmm.” he wondered. Aragorn growled menacingly. “I think I’ll go with ‘not I’. It makes me…
…around the neck of the blouse. “It is only a blouse,” Legolas said, “And it is almost as long as your tunic, just a tad shorter.” “It is a full…
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…if it comes in pints, get one. Class: Alcohol is good. Legolas: Fancy stunts impress people. Class: Be a showoff. Aragorn: If a big ugly Uruk kills your friend, chop…