A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…youre calling me. MIRANDA: To prove that Middle-Earth is real! DUH! ELROND: Look, can I get back to you? I’m in the middle of a reeeally important council meeting, so-…
…if it comes in pints, get one. Class: Alcohol is good. Legolas: Fancy stunts impress people. Class: Be a showoff. Aragorn: If a big ugly Uruk kills your friend, chop…
…my hair! Merry: Ack! There’s two of them! Gimli: No! One elf is already too many! Will: I’m no elf! Aragorn: (in an attempt to restore order, in his “I…
…“If they cannot pay our duty they must work it off in labor. It is a long-standing practice. Call it what you will.” “I call it piracy,” said Isildur. “Know…
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
…I know what’s gonna happen. Elrond freezes. ELROND: What?! MIRANDA: I know what’s gonna happen in the War of the Ring. That’s kinda what I just said!!!!! ELROND: I’m sorry….
…it for EVERYONE!!!! ELROND (in shock): I would not! How could you SAY something like that?! MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell. Get over it. ELROND: Pleeeeease?????? MIRANDA: No. ELROND…
…weeks. “Team number two is Legolas of Mirkwood…” Legolas shivered with excitement. “…and Arwen of Rivendell!” Legolas looked crestfallen. “Leggy, I’m so happy I’m on your team!” cheered Arwen. “Yeah,”…
…you Moses,” Aaron continued to speak in his soothing tone. “I can see it,” Moses replied, his eyelids fluttering a little as he added further, “I am afraid of it.”…