Inter-Realm Parody Contest part 2 (in Subject Articles)
…I come to promote brotherly love and harmony, whether Sauron wants it or not.” The Mouth of Sauron retorted: “So you think you’re the one to handle affairs, old Bohemian?!…
…I come to promote brotherly love and harmony, whether Sauron wants it or not.” The Mouth of Sauron retorted: “So you think you’re the one to handle affairs, old Bohemian?!…
…and the trees became further and further apart as the forest became sparse and no longer dominated their path. Frodo had said very little that morning, content enough to listen…
…need anything,” says Faramir reasonably, who has been listening. “But still! It’s the principle of the thing! If you’re an army awaiting orders you don’t run off to annihilate a…
…could think of. For the umpteenth time, she ran along the list again. There were only two doors in: the door to the rest of the palace, and the door…
…the diva cry! That’s something that’s life threatening to do. It’s rule 406 in the Wizard’s Code, under “You Would Rather be Eaten Alive by a Dragon than do this”….
…take time out of your day to go exploring and listen to the sounds of nature rather than watch TV, talk on the phone, or listen to the radio. Don’t…
…he didn’t? Why should he even think of listening to Slimer? Why didn’t he run away from him far sooner? It was a paradox. Piping mulled over it, savoring it….
1. You call your enemies ‘orcs’. 2. You constantly quote the books and/or movies. 3. You draw up complicated list comparing LotR to Star Wars or Harry Potter or whatever….
…promise to enhance the infrastructure of the city. With his note he had included a detailed list of material requirements for Aragorn to procure before his arrival. Surprisingly, Gimli was…
…returned Frodo. The man sighed. “Frodo listen, and listen well, I AM NOT SANTA!!!” When Gandalf calmed down and when Frodo had come out from hiding under the bed he…