…and Gollum!” he exclaimed. The two hobbits rushed over to say hello. Sméagol and Gollum were fighting with themselves over the last turkey. “We waaanttsss it, yesss precioussss! It’s Christmas,…
…little bit at the moment. “I know you and ‘Ro did that you turkey!” Legolas yelled. Thranduil chuckled at his seat, watching how his son put fear into this seventeen…
…Boromir: But… Elrond: No buts. Boromir: Crud. Sam: Can we eat now *has flashback of the night before* Bilbo: *reaches for sausage* Yay! My favorite! Gloin: Ummm…that’s turkey sausage, Bilbo….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Theoden: Anyone important dead? I mean anyone dead? Guard: Yeah but most importantly Hama. Theoden: NOT MY CIRCUS LEADER!! NOOOO!!! *starts crying* 2 hours later… Theoden:…
…yes boys The Green Dragon! Food Glorious food! Appples and pumpkins Merry and Pip are cool dudes Who root through Orthanc’s dustbin Chomping through Sauruman’s prize turkey Meant for his…
…all morning, until the noon bell. Succulent roast turkey, duck, and ham filled the tables along side buttered bread, sweet fruits, and tender vegetables. Sugary cakes and flaky pastries filled…
…floating fruitÂ… Pippin picked up some more fruitÂ… then dropped it upon seeing a whole roasted turkey, in which he picked up and placed it inside a floating basket, which…
…you all had a very great meal on Thanksgiving. I know that I have, with turkey and stuffing, and potato salad, macaroni and cheese, etc. It tasted real good and…
…* A particularly painful jolt jarred Merry back to concious. The reality was even worse than the nightmares he had been having though. Trussed up like a turkey, he was…
…being chased by drooling fan girls!” Pippin ate ALL the turkey, Ev’ryone is angry, And now he’s washing dishes for being so naughty! Jingle jive, Gandalf’s alive, Elrond has cool…