The Plot to Hurt Aragorn (in Fanfiction)
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
Chapter 2, Flight from the Mire. Spamdumb: Wait Mr. Author. Author: What is it, Spam? Spam: We canÂ’t fly. Why is this chapter called “Flight from the Mire”? Author: ummÂ……
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…the saxophone tone alternates, expressing the two sides of the creature, wicked yet pitiful. The Saxophone solo, combined with the interesting percussion effects and woodwind solos, create an altogether charming…
…WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Do you want a season pass or just a one day ticket? Gandalf: WEEEEELLLLLL……. IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY NOSE?!? *shoves nose at Hama* Hama: Ummm… Gandalf:…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…what’s one plus one gross? THE SHIRE (ABOUT 100 PERSONS): 145!!! Bilbo: And what’s the number of people at my party minus me? At this, Bilbo put The One Key…