The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
August 8, 2003, 4:15 p.m. In a press conference held earlier today in downtown Los Angeles, Gollum officially announced his candidacy in the upcoming California Governor Recall Election. Gollum will…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: nut-uh Aragorn: uh-huh Legolas: uh-huh Aragorn: nut-uh Legolas: Ha! I win! Aragorn: (glares with…
…ready? How long ’till we get to your home, Uncle Leg’las?” Legolas smiled eagerly. “Only a few hours now, Eldarion.” *** Just as Legolas had said, in the matter of…
…Legolas nodded with a smile. Eldarion looked at Legolas for a moment. “Can we run for a while, Uncle Leg’las?” The elf could not say no. He nodded shortly and…
…are yet many leagues away. Alas, alas, for Pelargir!” Gilrondil leaped back up the ladder and stood gazing at the pulsing red glow ahead. “Our friends are attacked,” he said….
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…