…and Pippin are seated together. There is complete silence until-) GIMLI: There’s this leprechaun, right, and he walks into a bar- (Legolas, Merry, and Pippin moan) PIPPIN: That’s gotta hurt….
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…coming. Aragorn: Oh, let me, darling. Arwen: Hands off. Oh, alright, go ahead. Elrond: (mutters)I don’t know. Last time we let Aragorn use the phone he almost choked himself to…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
Part 1: A long-expected party. The screen is DARK. [from Moriarty’s script review:] FRODO (V.O.) When we turn away from the darkness of our past to take comfort in our…
…very good, Aragorn. Your reading has improved since fifty years ago. Now, please, someone tell me what the topic is! Frodo: The ring! We need to- Legolas: Answer the phone….
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…me. (Elrond glares, she disappears) Aragorn: I will- Elrond: Oh, this is taking forever! Gandalf you go, ummm- Sam I guess you’d go no matter what, and lets see… Merry,…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…