Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
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My Version of TTT Part 2 (in Fanfiction)
…WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Do you want a season pass or just a one day ticket? Gandalf: WEEEEELLLLLL……. IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY NOSE?!? *shoves nose at Hama* Hama: Ummm… Gandalf:…
The Plot to Hurt Aragorn (in Fanfiction)
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
Shadow and Thought (in Fanfiction)
…wondering too, how they knew where to find us.” Faramir replied. Eowyn at that moment entered carrying three steaming cups. “You have just discovered the fear women always live with!”…
Ring Emotion (in Karaoke Songs)
Sam: How can I carry you? What can I do for you? How can I carry you? What can I do for you? Destroy the ring What can I do…
New kid on the Block (in Fanfiction)
…Cath said, when the problem had been explained to her, “Do this.” She got one bit of luggage up into the branches of a nearby tree, swung herself up and…
Something Scary (in Fanfiction)
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…