The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)
…are no cell phones in this movie. Only horses, you muttonhead,” he grinned evilly at his remark. “Pinhead!” “Knucklehead! “Ninny” “Dunderhead” “Dingbat!” “Oh would you two just shut up!” howled…
…are no cell phones in this movie. Only horses, you muttonhead,” he grinned evilly at his remark. “Pinhead!” “Knucklehead! “Ninny” “Dunderhead” “Dingbat!” “Oh would you two just shut up!” howled…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
…flipped open his cell phone, dialing their house number. It rang about four time before a gruff voice answered. ‘Gimli?Â’ Strider asked curiously. ‘Yes lad. YouÂ’d you think it was?Â’…
…the sidecar. Adrianna cast a worried look down at him, and then pulled her cell phone out of her pocket. She dialed a number with one hand, keeping the other…
…door, Terrance motioned to two chairs. “Sit.” Martin and Phil sat. Terrance picked up the phone, dialed a number, and spoke for a minute in a strange language. Then he…
…“We need tickets to The Black Gate. Russia.” She raised her hand and stared at her fingernails. “CanÂ’t help you.” “I think you can,” Fred said. “I think I canÂ’t.”…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…(unless you live next door in Australia); you’ll have to find a suitable airline, and perhaps take a connecting flight. Once the flights are sorted and booked, then you can…
…western border of Doriath was Nivrim, the great oak forest; where the trees made the redwoods of California look like toothpicks. It was a narrow land that was under the…