Mordor Number 5 (in Karaoke Songs)
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
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hey, i’m talking on my phone here (in Pretty Pictures)
A PHone Call With Elrond PART THREE (in Fanfiction)
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
A Phone Call With Elrond PART FOUR (in Fanfiction)
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
The Black Rose (in Fanfiction)
…mountain!” Legolas joked. “Not really,” Aragorn said with a low laugh. “What are you doing here?” Legolas asked him. Aragorn sighed, and related his tale. Legolas’s face grew more and…
LOTR: The Lost Scrolls (And a Shame We Ever Found Them!) – Fellowship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…Mongrel! Gimli: Fairy! Legolas: Gnome! Gimli: You can hardly tell your women apart from your men! Legolas: At least our women don’t have beards! Gimli: *GASP* Take that back! (Legolas…
The Amazing Race (in Fanfiction)
…weeks. “Team number two is Legolas of Mirkwood…” Legolas shivered with excitement. “…and Arwen of Rivendell!” Legolas looked crestfallen. “Leggy, I’m so happy I’m on your team!” cheered Arwen. “Yeah,”…
The Pool (in Fanfiction)
…Arwen: …Then what have you been doing with the money for his salary? Aragorn: *flashback…* Flashback Aragorn: Hey Legolas, Flashback Legolas: What? Flashback Aragorn: Wanna go to Vegas?!! Flashback Legolas:…
NIAMD 5 A Collective Sigh Of Relief (in Fanfiction)
…I believe.” The twins nodded easily, but Legolas hesitated a fraction of a secondÂ… long enough for Elrond to notice. “Where are you hurt, Legolas? And do not tell me…
The Lord of the Stars (in Fanfiction)
…held out his hand toward Obi-Wan. “Hi! My name is Legolas.” “Leglas?” “No, Legolas.” “Legolos? What kind of a name is Lego-” “NO! Leg-o-las!” “Oh! Legolas, why didn’t you say…