Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…out of the slime and started carrying them. The entire company of Selves walked on for several miles until they were on firmer ground and could carry the blobbits without…
…around curiously. FRODO: What is THAT? OTHERS: Don’t ask me! Everyone continues to wonder about noise. ELROND: Please wait a minute, everyone. I’ll be right back. Everyone sits in silence…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…glee. Legolas gagged. Théoden stood and spoke. “My dear Bagginses and Boffins! Tooks and Brandybucks! Ch……….” “Dude, glance around. There’s no Tooks or Boffins ’round here,” said Legolas disapprovingly. Théoden…
…was looking anxiously round the corner of one of the food mountains. “Alright! Alright! Honestly you Bagginess are such scaredy cats!” Merry easily dodged the punch from Frodo, swaggered round…
…pass. As an afterthought, Merry turned around and cried out MERRY: Close sesame! The gate promptly shut. SAM: Ghastly weather. PIPPIN: Bleak. Really bleak. Frodo looked around for the inn….
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…