…room, very narrowly misses Legolas’ head as he walks by before hitting a bird flying past) ELROHIR: Ooh… well done. ELLADAN: (calling after Legolas) Ha! Beat that! (Elrond shakes his…
…gone?” Pegolas jumped. “They’ve captured Berry and Flippin! We must save them!” “But who knows where the Rugbi-hai are going?” “The Rugbi-hai…Borrowbeer!” Narrowlawn ran out of the clearing. Pegolas and…
…himself. But the LAKE?? With a sudden feeling in the pit of his stomach, Frodo started at a sprint to the lake. As Frodo neared the lake, he heard the…
…were sitting at a romantic table with candles lit and everything. Legolas was supposed to impress the girl, but he really didnÂ’t want to. “Legolas is taking out his number…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…Arwen Umbrella, would you? Legolas: I am outraged! Man: Well, pardon me Miss Outraged, I’m looking for Arwen Umbrella. Elrond: She’s over there on the phone. Man: Now why would…
…for one last time, one last time with the Men, before we all will soon pass over the Sea to our true home. Our numbers be few, but we seek…
…(Aragorn slams down the phone) Legolas you burnt some guy named Bill Clinton who claims to be the President’s cookies. Did that make any sense? Legolas: Let me get this…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…