The Funniship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…out of the slime and started carrying them. The entire company of Selves walked on for several miles until they were on firmer ground and could carry the blobbits without…
…out of the slime and started carrying them. The entire company of Selves walked on for several miles until they were on firmer ground and could carry the blobbits without…
…around curiously. FRODO: What is THAT? OTHERS: Don’t ask me! Everyone continues to wonder about noise. ELROND: Please wait a minute, everyone. I’ll be right back. Everyone sits in silence…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…glee. Legolas gagged. Théoden stood and spoke. “My dear Bagginses and Boffins! Tooks and Brandybucks! Ch……….” “Dude, glance around. There’s no Tooks or Boffins ’round here,” said Legolas disapprovingly. Théoden…
…was looking anxiously round the corner of one of the food mountains. “Alright! Alright! Honestly you Bagginess are such scaredy cats!” Merry easily dodged the punch from Frodo, swaggered round…
…pass. As an afterthought, Merry turned around and cried out MERRY: Close sesame! The gate promptly shut. SAM: Ghastly weather. PIPPIN: Bleak. Really bleak. Frodo looked around for the inn….
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…twins were pacing. Around and around the twins’ sitting room they went, one dark-haired elf following the other, then splitting up before forming their little line again. There was no…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…