…flipped open his cell phone, dialing their house number. It rang about four time before a gruff voice answered. ‘Gimli?Â’ Strider asked curiously. ‘Yes lad. YouÂ’d you think it was?Â’…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…they ran out of fuel. “Oh patty cakes,” screamed Arwen. “I gotta get better boosters,” she said pulling up to a gas station. She spent five minutes arguing with the…
…Fruit’n’Nut. And one day they’ll buy us. Fruit’n’Nut – Before we pass out sell by date? Aerocel – WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE SELL BY THING TO ME?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sprouts…
…several hours. When he rejoined his brother, he seemed agitated. “Calm down, brother,” cautioned Elrohir. “You know she picks up on your emotions. What is it?” Giving himself several minutes,…
…were even a couple of Halflings, but no Dwarves. “What are you looking for, sell?” She jumped slightly at ErestorÂ’s question. She had not heard him behind her. “I wanted…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…