…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…now the finish has worn off or turned color. I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the intention of these rings was not really to have…
…on the net to get the fancier and more spendy ones. Here are a few links: woodnshop.com buycarvings.com dlawlesshardware.com buycarvings.com architecturaldepot.com Once you get your appliques, clean and dry the…
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
…with gathered sleeves at the shoulders. Frodo wears a gathered sleeve in the movie. You cannot find a man’s shirt with gathered sleeves, so you have to buy a woman’s….
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…at the market. Apparently it’s imported from Lothlorien… very expensive. It’s really very good. You should try some. Faramir: Ok… Ride Safely! ~Later, at the Gap of Rohan…~ Arwen: *She…