The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…He waddles unevenly into the city, as he dreads the ascend to the topmost Citadel. After waddling for quite some time at a very slow pace, he finally reaches the…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…Golden Hall everyone cheers and claps… Theoden: CHEER FOR WHO DEFENDED HELM’S DEEP! Everyone stops… Theoden: Here we go… Everyone cheers for Gimli… Theoden: WHAT!? Legolas: Well he was in…
…This city has no walls, and is no fortress.” “It might take a while to empty the whole city, Radagast,” explained Yamagata, “not to mention that we might have to…
…city, just outside of bow range, with the siege towers that were as high as the lower walls of the city, being pushed by the gargantuan trolls. The Orcs began…
…Thengel, from inside the Tower. Sombre silence fell through the ranks of Men and Elves. The entire city of Minas Tirith seemed to have a reverent quiet to its white…
…The Dead City. The architectural lines of the city are symmetrical, and sharp. It radiates an unearthly, pale green light. On each side of the entrance to the bridge, a…